- Histories, by Herodutus. In his writings, Herodotus does not dawdle in describing the detailed process of mummification, starting off with: "They [Egyptians] take first a crooked piece of iron, and with it draw out the brain through the nostrils ... while the skull is cleared of the rest by rinsing with drugs" 🤮

"If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good looking mummy!"
- Bill Clinton, upon seeing a 500-year-old Incan mummy, known as the "Ice Princess"

Oh Bill, is nothing sacred 😐.

Incredible clandestine photo of Putin has leaked at his private residence in Novo-Ogaryovo in 2019, seen here isolating due to Covid and right at the onset of his mysterious neurological diseases.